I CAN'T BELIEVE...

...we tried to check-in 20 minutes early
...that check-in is chicken with the i + e switched round
...Melissa nearly killed the guy behind her with her chair on the plane
...we got to sit on Jimi Hedrix's writing chair and hold famous guitars
...we got to skip the queue in the Hard Rock cafe
...how busy London streets are at crimbo
...that the roads were closed for people to walk on due to the sheer amount of people
...that there are men actually employed by Abercrombie to stand around all day half naked
...that the shop assistants are so much better looking than said models
...that we were ripped off by that bastard taxi driver and that we effectively bought him 3 pints
...that we ate 12 Krispy Kremes between us over 2 days
...that we were given a tenner by a random fellow scotsman, just for being scottish
...that you can now buy Irn-Bru down south (booo)
...how expensive the London eye is
...that Harrods sell cow skin rugs +o(
...that Jane thought she'd actually beat us in a race, stairs vs escalator
...how selfish business people are
...how much of a mission all Londoners are on all of the time
...I laughed as much as I did the past weekend

=D